Pussy Poet 

An individual so verbally and/or orally gifted that they can make a pussy explode by merely speaking to it.

Mick was so goddamn smooth while talking with that blonde that after he left I heard her asking a janitor for a mop. He's a true pussy poet.

Pussy Poet by Mad Mick! November 23, 2016

pussypeter

An inverted penis and tiny ball sack resembling female genitalia.

Tom only screws the ladies in the dark with a strap on. Even though he has a pussypeter he keeps it real.

pussypeter by Teepeetree November 10, 2017

pussypoem 

Absolute nonsense.

Bullshit.

A short or a long set of words or sentences which none serve any purpose of meaning in a conversation.

A piece of information given by a faggot which doesn't address any real issue and it makes no difference whether you know about it or not.

A statement which is totally and flagrantly in contrast with the reality.

*invented and used by Iranians

A: I believe American presidents care about peace in the middle east.
B: Don't say pussypoem!

Farhad: Esteghlal will beat Persepolis this year!

Reza: That's total pussypoem!

John: Did you know that people from Phoenix are called Phoenicians?
Jesse: Shut up and stop your puppypoem

pussypoem by FrancisUnderwood September 10, 2018

pussyport 

a vagina that’s like a portable charger waiting to be plugged in by a charger lead (penis)

Get in mi pussyport

That gyal has a dutty stink pussyport

pussyport by kikikeira October 23, 2019

pussypot 

connor doyle

connor doyle is a pussypot

pussypot by JMan123 November 4, 2008

pussypetter 

an old woman, you typically see in the grocery store disheveled with her hair in a ponytail buying cat food. she then goes home and pets her 100 pussy cats.

look at that crazy old lady. she looks like a pussypetter.

pussypetter by pussypetter March 27, 2010

Pussypotimus 

Adjective, a law enforcement officer who

acts like a bad ass. The truth however is that this obese glass jawed bitch is the first to call for back up. Usually the K9 officer. He is also a conniving fuck that sets people up to satisfy his own personal narcissistic needs.

The pussypotimus arrived at the scene.
He released his dog on the unarmed geriatric man,but only after he knew no back up was coming.

Pussypotimus by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde May 29, 2019