Pussy Parade

A pussy parade is the opposite of sex slump. It’s when a guy is just crushing it with the ladies. One girl after another. Often times this happens after a breakup and I guy is playing the field. It also can occur after a slumpbuster.

Ever since Mike broke up with Lindsay, he’s been on a pussy parade. One chick after another. He’s unstoppable. That slumpbuster really worked!

Pussy Parade by GMMN2018 November 8, 2018

Pussy Parade

A long line of bitches with their pussies flappin' in the wind or just a long line of fags, douche bags, and losers.

"Look at that pussy parade of slutty bitches coming towards us; let's walk the other way."

Pussy Parade by BigTits101 June 21, 2009

Pussy Paradox 

A set of dillusional statements made by a man regarding his relations with women. Typically the subject exaggerates his success rate with women even though those around him know the truth.

When Moe referred to himself as The King of All Ass despite the fact that he hadn't been laid in six months, I knew he was using the pussy paradox again.

Pussy Paradox by tactrash July 1, 2008

Pussy paradise 

Place where dating is easier for men. Usually refers to one of three locations: Latin America, Eastern Europe, or Southeast Asia. Also referred to as poosay paradise (more commonly used satirically, in reference to decline related to influx of passport bros and rise of swipe dating apps).

Man, online dating and passport bros have really ruined the classic Pussy paradises.

Pussy paradise by Skinny White Boi with the 3 6s January 17, 2023

pussy-licker's paradox 

When your sexual partner establishes that receiving head is a catch-all solution to their personal problems, and you give them so much head that it causes them to feel guilty. However, guilt is a personal problem, which can therefore be solved with more head. Thus, the pussy-licker's paradox.

"She felt felt bad because I was eating her out more than she was going down on me, so I ate her out to make her feel better"

"Aw dude, sounds like you encountered the pussy-licker's paradox!"

pussy-licker's paradox by Cunningle January 16, 2023