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Pussy Drier

An ugly man or woman who is so ugly, it makes a girl's vagina dry and turned off
Oh my god look a pussy drier, 2 o'clock
by UberUgly August 3, 2010
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pussy dryer

n.

Someone (usually male) so annoyingly full of hot air that he makes a woman's pussy dry simply by talking to her.
Becky: Oh no, here comes my stupid husband, Mike. He probably wants to blab on and on about some nerdy stuff.

Veronica: I, like, have a hair dryer to dry my hair and stuff, a clothes dryer to, like, dry my clothes and stuff, and Becky's loser husband to, like, dry my pussy and stuff.

Mandy: So, what's that make Mike, a pussy dryer?

Becky: Exactly.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 21, 2021
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Pussy Driver

A newly licensed driver with their own car who refuses to drive his friends around because he has an irrational fear of doing something stupid in his car, for some ridiculous reason.
Friend: Hey John, wanna drive to the shop for some stuff for the film?
John: But there's four of you! I'm only taking one!
Friend: Jesus, you're such a pussy driver!
by mrplow69 April 3, 2015
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Bus driver pussy

The huge flap of skin above the thighs, and below the stomach. Looks like there pussy is huge. Almost all bus driver's carry this trait.
Damn, look at the size of that bus driver pussy!
by shitty shitty bang bang 696969 January 26, 2009
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