Pussy Drier
Pussy Drier by UberUgly August 3, 2010
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n.
Someone (usually male) so annoyingly full of hot air that he makes a woman's pussy dry simply by talking to her.
Someone (usually male) so annoyingly full of hot air that he makes a woman's pussy dry simply by talking to her.
Becky: Oh no, here comes my stupid husband, Mike. He probably wants to blab on and on about some nerdy stuff.
Veronica: I, like, have a hair dryer to dry my hair and stuff, a clothes dryer to, like, dry my clothes and stuff, and Becky's loser husband to, like, dry my pussy and stuff.
Mandy: So, what's that make Mike, a pussy dryer?
Becky: Exactly.
Veronica: I, like, have a hair dryer to dry my hair and stuff, a clothes dryer to, like, dry my clothes and stuff, and Becky's loser husband to, like, dry my pussy and stuff.
Mandy: So, what's that make Mike, a pussy dryer?
Becky: Exactly.
pussy dryer by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 21, 2021
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