Pussy Crunching

its a word to use when joking around about doing dirty things with the opposite sex. pussy crunching is used when such actions are intended to happen more than once with multiple people in one night. it can also be used in the place of any verb when around people who are familiar with the word and the correct usage.

I'm gunna pussy crunch everyone at this party before the night is over.

I love you like I love pussy crunching.

Hey girl you better have got your pussy crunched the way you were working it last night.

Merry Pussy Crunching Christmas

by pussycrunchingqueen January 4, 2009

Crouching Tiger Hidden Pussy Method

A method that involves sitting and watching someone you like, instead of going out of your way to talk to them.

“I dont know man, it’d just be easier to just look at her instead of talking to her.”

“Oh, man! You know that the Crouching Tiger Hidden Pussy method doesn’t work!

by CountSwagula July 16, 2024