"I swear that pusscle was so toned, it had a six pack"
"that pusscle is like a fuckin' dick guillotine"
"she must have done so many puss-ups for that huge pusscle"
"that pusscle is like a fuckin' dick guillotine"
"she must have done so many puss-ups for that huge pusscle"
by Dozer Roosevelt August 5, 2012
Get the Pusscle mug.Pussicles n. - Frozen vaginal secretions.
Discovered 12-18-08 and discussed in detail 12-31-08 by a committee which discusses such things.
Pussicles are most common in sub arctic temperature resulting in the instant freezing of most liquids and bodily fluids. Danger can arise when attempting coitus when pussicles are in danger of forming. However even more dangerous is cunnilingus which can result in the
"Christmas Carol Effect" in which a persons tongue becomes instantly bonded to a surface which is extremely cold.
Clinical Experimentation is currently in progress to determine the exact tempature in which such fluids freeze creating the pussicle effect.
References and documentation will be provided at the completion of clinical trials.
Discovered 12-18-08 and discussed in detail 12-31-08 by a committee which discusses such things.
Pussicles are most common in sub arctic temperature resulting in the instant freezing of most liquids and bodily fluids. Danger can arise when attempting coitus when pussicles are in danger of forming. However even more dangerous is cunnilingus which can result in the
"Christmas Carol Effect" in which a persons tongue becomes instantly bonded to a surface which is extremely cold.
Clinical Experimentation is currently in progress to determine the exact tempature in which such fluids freeze creating the pussicle effect.
References and documentation will be provided at the completion of clinical trials.
frozen knobular protrusion which forms on the labia due to the excessive cold contacts vaginal secretions hence creating pussicles.
common when going out on the porch for a smoke immediately after coitus. during a major snow storm.
common when going out on the porch for a smoke immediately after coitus. during a major snow storm.
by Plucky 000 January 8, 2009
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It is said as an insult towards someone displaying an act of extreme cowardice or weakness in some form. It is usually deemed a lot more offensive than just labelling someone as a 'pussy'.
It is said as an insult towards someone displaying an act of extreme cowardice or weakness in some form. It is usually deemed a lot more offensive than just labelling someone as a 'pussy'.
'What happened to you when that fight kicked off bruv? I heard you ran and hid in a skip like a fuckin pussclart?!'
'Nah mate that aint true. I didn't do that'
'So did you like touch her pussy?'
'Mate, I gotta tell you. I was gonna but when I pulled down her pants, I saw her fat bush. The pussclart inside me came out'
'What you do then?'
'Put my kappas on, went downstairs and ate all of her muller corners'
'Nah mate that aint true. I didn't do that'
'So did you like touch her pussy?'
'Mate, I gotta tell you. I was gonna but when I pulled down her pants, I saw her fat bush. The pussclart inside me came out'
'What you do then?'
'Put my kappas on, went downstairs and ate all of her muller corners'
by Dr. David Brain Burden January 19, 2009
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As Leroy went down on Nikita, his chopper was hard as chinese algebra, he was desperate to tear back the panties and chew on the fur burger. He peeled back her knickers only to be faced with a minge suffering from the "fury jams". He yelled out "Me not goin anywhere near dat pussclat, dat ting gonna leave me wit a clowns smile and a barbers pole! Clean yo self up biatch!"
by Benzilstomper March 13, 2008
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1. To be lacking female genitalia where one would expect to find it.
2. To be without access to female genitalia in spite of desiring and being socially expected to have such access.
1. To be lacking female genitalia where one would expect to find it.
2. To be without access to female genitalia in spite of desiring and being socially expected to have such access.
1. On my 40th birthday, I decided to go to a brothel to finally lose my virginity. After spotting the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen, I just had to eat her out. But when I pulled down her pants, she was pussyless. Five years later, I'm still a virgin and I spend my all my free time sucking nut butter out of meat straws just like I did to hers.
2. Whenever Mike is challenged by another dude, he always chooses flight over fight. He runs away even if another dude makes a pass at a girl he's trying to get with. So, everyone calls him twopuss, which stands for the world's only pussyless pussy.
2. Whenever Mike is challenged by another dude, he always chooses flight over fight. He runs away even if another dude makes a pass at a girl he's trying to get with. So, everyone calls him twopuss, which stands for the world's only pussyless pussy.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 12, 2021
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2. A female genitalia that is cold or hasn't been used in a long time. Equivalent to "BLUE BALLS."
2. A female genitalia that is cold or hasn't been used in a long time. Equivalent to "BLUE BALLS."
by mat-e-kray September 14, 2013
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