mat-e-kray's definitions

drunch

"DRUNCH" is the act of drinking and getting day drunk and shwasty between breakfast and lunch. It is quite similar to BRUNCH only it involves the consumption of alcohol rather than food.

1. They were completely day drunk and shwasty before 10:45 AM due their early drunch gathering.

2. "I can't go out drinking after dinner, but I'm free for morning drunch."

by mat-e-kray April 19, 2014

Pussicles

1. A frigid vagina.

2. A female genitalia that is cold or hasn't been used in a long time. Equivalent to "BLUE BALLS."

When a man turns a cold shoulder on his wife's sexual needs, she may begin to develop pussicles.

by mat-e-kray September 14, 2013

gayte-way

the gay person who is the first same-sex experience for a straight person; the gateway experience.

girl 1: i heard he hooked up with my gay best friend.
girl 2: that must've been his GAYTE-WAY because hes only into men now.

by mat-e-kray March 9, 2020

diet cock

low calorie semen

Diet cock is so low in calories; ever since i started dating a vegan, i swallow after giving him a bj.

by mat-e-kray March 8, 2020