Jane was well chuffed. She'd secretly fancied
Andy from a distance for over a year, and they were eventually going on that all important
1st date. She was thinking of putting out, but after walking into the bathroom in
Andy's parents house before the date, caught
Andy having a pussle. Realising that Andy was hoping for some action from her later on, she changed her mind like a hypocritical bint and storm out before the date had even become. Andy, what a guy.