purple cobra

Penis with a large, swollen, purple head due to being constrained in a bondage device. The head (glans penis) turns purple and swells from lack of circulation. While it doesn't flatten like a cobra's hood, the head does swell so it becomes larger similar to a cobra's hood.

He put the cock ring on too tight and now he's got a purple cobra.

purple cobra by Bucko McCane May 19, 2006

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Purple cobra

One who thinks (s)he is cool but in reality is not; ranks above poons and unterpoons

George W. Bush is a purple cobra

Purple cobra by Kingmaker May 16, 2006

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purple cobras

a group of friends and brothers, that optimize the epitome of being cool, pull mad bitches (mad in the sense of hot and a lot), are just all-around chillers/blazers, and have their home lair always labeled "The Pit"

The gang of purple cobras currently attending USC

purple cobras by purplecobra4life November 18, 2009

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purple thunder cobras

Proven by a team of highly trained nuclear physicists to be the greatest band to ever have lived. Bring ladies out of their seats and get naked in under 3 seconds. Truly jizztastic.

Tim: Holy gosh the purple thunder cobras just blew my ear drums out of my ass in a shocking flash of lightning explosionivolcanocho

Led Zeppelin: Ditto

The Beatles: Wow PTC is so much better than us

Beethoven: Grease me up PTC!

purple thunder cobras by randomherochris December 21, 2008

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

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