A combination of the greatest color that ever existed, Purple, and the greatest animal that ever existed, Llama, forming a godlike creature known as the purple llama.
John: Man, I'm so high.
Bill: Hey, man, I think I just saw a purple llama fly by!
A purple llama is the gayest breed of llama, if they stumble upon and male of any race ( human included ) they will say that they want you in their mouth. They will also take you away and strip you, then rape you.
Jerry: OH GOD !!! It's a purple llama
The purple llama: Come over here, I want you in my mouth for the salty water
Jerry: NOOOOOO!!!!
the phase yelled or spoken to indicate the incoming of a hand, destined for someones button, intended to be extremely painful and shocking. Played all of the time, occasionally more intensly than others. Purple llama can be playful or very agressive. Many take greatpride in leaving battle wounds.
**seeing Geroge running up, ready to strike**
"Purple Llama", yells Jenna
**people move to cover their rears**
-Tom, not quick enough to cover his rear, recieves a forceful slap from George, to his hind quarters, and shreeks in pain
The phrase, "Purple Llama" was originally created as a conversation starter between two people who weren't well aquainted. Later on it was paired with the phrase "like pie" which was previously used to prevent awkward silences. Now it has become a force of it's own being used in many different situations.
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.