When you grab your dick and squeeze it until the head turns purple, then mercilessly punch the head or with a purple mallet/hammer. This act is usually done intoxicated and was originated by New Hampshire's own Matthew "Bordmatt" Warriner.
by KatieBanks, Bordmatt September 05, 2013

by B-MasterCock December 20, 2010

The gavel by which all women are judged. Women are declared either guilty(hot) or case dismissed(minger). Once you have decided on their fate, women are sentenced by the purple headed hammer of justice.
'what is your verdict on kath?'
'GUILTY!!!! I would like to sentence her with my purple headed hammer of justice!!!11one'
'GUILTY!!!! I would like to sentence her with my purple headed hammer of justice!!!11one'
by Garry the Gavel October 15, 2006
