Purple Chickens 

Purple Chickens are beautiful breed of chicken. They are almost not even chickens for like swans that can not fly. Only the coolest of all kids can see them.

Cool Kid: Hey man, did you see that Purple Chicken that walked through the town last night.

Freind: Nah man Purple Chickens don't exsit.

Cool Kid: *SHRUGS* Bumer I thought you were cool. Sorry we be friends any more.

Friend: WTF?

Purple Chickens by PC master 123. October 29, 2011

Purple Chicken 

When popcorn chicken finds itself floating in a purple colored drink. Such as purple drank, grape juice, or other assorted beverages. Can mess you up and cause explosive diarrhea.

Look what I found in mah purple drank, some purple chicken!!

Purple Chicken by Destroying Your Lunch September 28, 2011

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi 

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi by Catamount June 21, 2008