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Pumpkin Puss 

When a girl's vagina is so plump that it makes her panties, (and in some cases, her pants) bulge out at her crotch.
"Hey Mike, what are you staring at?"
"She's so hot, but when she steps out of the pool my eyes are immediately drawn to the sight of her enormous Pumpkin Puss."
Pumpkin Puss by Vinci22 January 20, 2009
Words you can keep

pumpkin puss 

The round pertrusion at the front of a fat or obese individual located between the genitals and the gut.thus resembling a pumpkin also known as front butt!!
Most female cops have pumpkin puss!!
pumpkin puss by 504 crew January 12, 2009

Pumpkin Puss 

When the vulva's labia minora are concealed, thus leaving the plump labia majora sitting like the curves of a pumpkin.
I love when my girl shows me her pumpkin puss, then opens it slowly like a flower.
Pumpkin Puss by WhatsGoodnYaDog March 4, 2023

Pumpkin Puss Wagon 

The Pumpkin puss wagon is synonymous with a reverse harem gang bang. 1 dude, lots of puss. But, it’s for the basic bitches.

To successfully complete a Pumpkin puss wagon, you need to get a bunch of basic girls with their ugg boots, leggings and flannels on a fall tractor ride. The shit with hay and pumpkins.

When the tractor starts going is when you bend them over the side of the tractor. You fuck them and stick a squash in their ass.

All the bumps and jumps of the tractor is sure to make this difficult, but well worth the nut.

Bonus points if you can get a pumpkin in someone’s ass.
Kayleigh, Hayleigh, and Mayleigh asked me to join their pumpkin puss wagon ride
Pumpkin Puss Wagon by Sickfuckers September 24, 2022

Pumpkin pussy 

when you scrape the insides of a pumpkin out and place in the palm of your hand to masturbate with.
Damn nig, I wasn't able to get that primo clown snatch, so i went home and made a pumpkin pussy
Pumpkin pussy by Leshaun Haberny August 16, 2011

pussy-pumpkin 

When an obese ladies crotch has so much fat covering her genitals that it looks like a pumpkin.

"Man, I hooked up with a chik so fat it took me 20 minutes to carve out that
pussy-pumpkin!"

pussy-pumpkin by toast_phucker October 18, 2008
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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