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pumpkin fucker 

1) One who inserts penis into pumpkins
2) One who fucks pumpkins
person 1: Yo Scotty, I heard about what you did for two bucks, you pumpkin fucker!
pumpkin fucker by Jajee November 15, 2007

Pumpkin Fucker 

A Pumpkin Fucker is an individual who enjoys ravaging the swollen ginger pussy of an extremely tiny person and/or midget. To achieve the state in which the pussy looks inflamed and takes the shape of a pumpkin, you must first,
1. Find a Dwarf with orange pubic hair
2. Shit in a sock
3. Tie the shit filled sock at the end of a belt
4. Use all your might to beat the vaginal area with the "shit- sock-belt" until it resembles a pumpkin
5. Enjoy the the "Pumpkin"

A person who follows these steps is indeed a Pumpkin Fucker.
Dylan- I woke up in the middle of the night to discover my roommate Matt Pumpkin Fucking the shit out of this midget.

Luke- No dude its only Pumpkin Fucking if she was a ginger.

Dylan- She was!!! Her pussy was crawling with orange hairs, it was so gross man!

Luke- Do you think I could get her number??

Dylan- Ew you Pumpkin Fucker!

Pumpkin Fucker 

A homo hobo that goes around on Halloween and fucks pumpkins and steals Carmel flavored apples from little kids not any older then 9, sometimes he rapes them and fucks the shit out of his pumpkin. In general he beats out like 78,000000000 pumpkins every Halloween. the day after Halloween he gets all the ones he left behind
Pumpkin Fucker by Dilldo dilldo February 21, 2009

Half-Keg Pumpkin Fucker

An individual who fails, pathetically, to live up to a rather low set of expectations while either simultaneously or separately degrading themselves further by voluntarily engaging in far more outrageous and embarrassing behavior.
The Iota class finished only half of their keg while simultaneously engaging in sexual intercourse with a festive gourd. Bunch of Half-Keg Pumpkin Fuckers

Pumpkin Fucked

1. The result of receiving a poor haircut.

2. Requesting subtle blend from duckass into broad comb-over only to receive bowl cut blow out jersey parkway.

3. The result of pumpkins being destroyed onto neighbors, professors, managers, and god parents homes, vehicles, jets, schooners or kayaks.

4. Having had your skull banged out.
Mrs. Doe adversely tipped her stylist twenty five percent despite being pumpkin fucked the day before her sons queero wedding.

Last night Kip pretty much just pumpkin fucked Calhoun's once dynamite crew cut.

Upon the realization that my date just wasn't going to shut the fuck up, I knew the only way I'd have silence was to pumpkin fuck her into oblivion.
Pumpkin Fucked by Oily Depths March 28, 2010

Fucked the pumpkin 

To socially embarrass oneself by doing something stupid - usually resulting from drunkenness.
Wow, Greg really fucked the pumpkin that time!
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