Pumkinlocks Share definition Flag A guy with long red hair who loves men and likes to say obscure and homosexual things to male students. He's pulling a Pumkinlocks on me. Yeah, he asked me how long my dick was too. Pumkinlocks by Bilbillyoatengoatenbeebopadetn February 19, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Pumkinlocks mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch