Pulling my plonker

Plonker is British slang for penis. Literally pull my plonker is to masturbate. But nowadays the expression someone is pulling my plonker is used with the meaning of someone is messing with me or trying to make fun of me.

This Brit told me in the UK the weather is always sunny and hot. 0bviously he was just pulling my plonker

by Teleco November 26, 2016

Im only pulling your plonker

expression used after a practical joke has been played on a fellow subordinate

"Hey Jim... your mother is dead"
"oh my god really....?"
"Nah ...only pulling your plonker"

by Big Jakey T March 17, 2003

Pulling the Plonker

Another word for masturbation.

i might go pulling the plonker a bit lata

eww thats nasty!

by KriiPtonicZ February 21, 2010