Pulling the Goalie

Masturbating.

I didn't hear my grandma come in and she caught me pulling the goalie.

by Ernest74 August 22, 2008

pulling the goalie

Usually in reference to a married couple, pulling the goalie means to stop the use of contraceptive devices, in the hopes of conveiving a child. Derived from the hockey term.

You guys are pregnant! I didn't even know you were pulling the goalie!

by Houman February 1, 2006

Pulled The Goalie

When a woman who is said to be on birth control purposely doesn't take her pill so that her significant other will get her pregnant.

Jane pulled the goalie on me last month, now I get to go baby shopping.

by TomMac53 December 30, 2007

pull the goalie

Stop using birth control when you're trying to have a child.

My old lady won't stop yammering about wanting a kid so she wants to pull the goalie.

by angryvillager September 1, 2006

pulling the goalie

When your significant other stops using birth control in order to get pregnant.

Dude 1: Hey, when are you and Rachel going to have a kid?
Dude 2: I ain't the one with the uterus. I'm gonna let her decide when she's pulling the goalie.

by nicklby October 20, 2012

pull the goalie

Canadian term for masturbation.

After Doug lucked out at the bar, he thought, "Well, I guess I'll just go home and pull the goalie, eh?"

by breakwall January 14, 2005

Pulling the goalie

Masturbating.

I was pulling the goalie in the living room when my mom showed up early from work and started screaming at the sight of me. I didn't know whether to finish or zip up.

by The Commadore August 17, 2008