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pulling the goalie

When your significant other stops using birth control in order to get pregnant.
Dude 1: Hey, when are you and Rachel going to have a kid?
Dude 2: I ain't the one with the uterus. I'm gonna let her decide when she's pulling the goalie.
pulling the goalie by nicklby October 20, 2012

Pulling the goalie

I was pulling the goalie in the living room when my mom showed up early from work and started screaming at the sight of me. I didn't know whether to finish or zip up.

Pulling the Goalie

I didn't hear my grandma come in and she caught me pulling the goalie.
Pulling the Goalie by Ernest74 August 22, 2008

pulling the goalie

Carl fucking the dog aging?

Yeah, he's out back pulling the goalie.
pulling the goalie by Modern Women January 3, 2026

pullin the goalie 

another term for masturbation , or jackin off
Q: What are you doin tonight A: Nothin much just pullin the goalie
pullin the goalie by AntonioSancho August 23, 2006

pullin the goalie 

Having sex with out protection if your partner gets pregnant its not planned but not a surprise.
Hey Joe, you guys trying to have kids?
We aren't trying but not avoiding it. Basically we are pullin the goalie.
pullin the goalie by braymo July 29, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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