They do it down on Camber Sands
They do it at Waikiki
Lazing about the beach all
day,
At night the crickets creepy
Squinting faces at the sky
A Harold Robbins paperback
Surfers drop their boards and
dry
And everybody wants a hat
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed
feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Shrinking in the sea so
cold
Topless ladies look away
A he-man in a sudden shower
Shelters from the
rain
You wish you had a motor
boat
To pose around the harbor bar
And when the sun goes off to bed
You hook it up behind the
car
But behind the chalet
My holiday'
s complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed
feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Two fat ladies window shop
Something for the mantelpiece
In for
bingo all the nines
A panda for sweet little niece
The coach drivers stand about
Looking at a
local map
About the
boy who's gone away
Down to next door's caravan
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell