Pulling a Paul

Jerking off using your own tears as lubricant

"Did you hear about Rich? He's been so lonely that hes been pulling a Paul every night"

Pulling a Paul by pauljerker August 26, 2016

Pulling a Paul

Using your own tears as lubricant to jerk off alone

You hear about Rich? He's so lonely that he's been pulling a Paul every night before falling asleep...

Pulling a Paul by pauljerker August 30, 2016

Pulling a Paul

Losing a game of credit card roullette and subsequently running out of the bar without paying for the round of drinks.

Brandon: Hey, did you hear what happened at Professor Thom's last night?
Fatuous: Fratting?
Brandon: No, Silv's camp friend from Saginaw Mort Fish tried pulling a Paul.
Fatuous: What happened?
Brandon: We took away his canteen.

Pulling a Paul by Nima Fouladgar September 16, 2009

Pulling a Paul

Ripping your pants in the attempt of looking good in front of your grandmother.

"Did you see Austin Pulling a Paul yesterday in gym class?"
"Yeah, how embarrassing it must have been."

Pulling a Paul by BasedAngel69 March 12, 2013

pulling a paul

to abstain from social activities in the name of comfort.

he's pulling a paul tonight, nothing we can do to get him to come out tonight...

pulling a paul by largesack April 23, 2018

Pulling a Paul

When you spend over $200 on booze for yourself (without bottle service)

You: I spent so much money on drinks tonight!
Friend: how much?
You: like $300
Friend: just for you?!
You: yeah...
Friend: You were pulling a Paul dude!

Pulling a Paul by Parigot March 10, 2018

Pulling a Paul

Going to Waffle House or a similar establishment during the day or completely sober. This typically is a sign a person is completely insane or very old.

Jake: I saw John last night Pulling a Paul at Waffle House!
Gino: Hahaha, that's funny, but why were you at Waffle House last night?

Pulling a Paul by ScepticalSapien November 3, 2021