1. While having sex, the man says he wants to cum on the girl's back, but spits instead, and when she turns around, thinking he's done, he lets his jizz fly all over her face.
2. Tricking a woman into letting you jizz on her face.
1. Sarah broke up with Micheal after he pulled a houdini and ruined her hairdo.
2. Next time I see my girlfriend, I'm going to try pulling a houdini.
When you eat ever single thing in sight to the point you can so much mass you collapse in on yourself and form a black hole, the only time you not eating your busting a nut in you bedroom and yes Dinis I’m talking about you, your real name is Hudson you live at 46.03198° N, 118.31820° W and your a huskies fan
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.