pulled a tom 

Making sexual stories way more intresting then they actually are.

Dude you Pulled a Tom! We all know that shit didn't happen.

pulled a tom by A.Ardvark March 13, 2015

Pulled a Tom Hunt 

Snapping one's banjo String, whilst having sex when a girls clunge is dryer than a nun's chuff, or trying when a girls sleeping, even slipping it into a crease in the thigh, or up the old stink pipe without any lube.

Man my girls clunge was so dry last night I "Pulled a Tom Hunt"!! Blood was all over the gash....

Tried sneaking it up my bitch's dirtbox and I "Pulled a Tom Hunt" ....

Pulled a Tom Hunt by jizzmasterclungesniffer October 11, 2011

pulled a Tommy

When you see or hear something so horrible, you instantly go deaf,mute and blind as Rodger Daltry did in the rock opera "Tommy"

Guy 1 - "I accidently saw my Grandma naked"

Guy 2 - "Man, you must have pulled a Tommy"

pulled a Tommy by choppynyc May 3, 2007

pulled a Tommy

When someone does something 100% self serving without a drop of empathy for others.

Yo man I pulled a Tommy last night on this chick that wanted me to go to the beach.

pulled a Tommy by Jennyandthebets May 8, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022