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pulled a joe 

the definition of pulled a joe is when you tell a opp your ganna shoot there house up and get the feds called on you
yoo fam that kid just pulled a joe
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Pulled a Joe 

Completely failing at something after looking promising in practice.
"Did you here about Romes?"

"What happened?"

"He pulled a Joe the first time he started in the sportsball game."
Pulled a Joe by dheradman August 12, 2012

Pulled a Joe 

To make plans with coworkers after work and then just not show up. AKA a no show Joe.
Hey guys. I’ll see you at the bar after work. Later. He pulled a joe. And never came
Pulled a Joe by Yetico71 December 20, 2019

Pulled a Joe 

Acting very weird. That includes constantly hitting on people that show 0 interest in you. joe13wya
“this fake canadian just pulled a joe!!”
“he’s half arab half canadian, he pulled a joe!!”
Pulled a Joe by ahmed69420 September 16, 2022

My boyfriend pulled a Joel 

A phrase used when a guy 'rainchecks' his girlfriend for the tenth time.
friend 1: "My boyfriend pulled a Joel on me today!"

friend 2: "Aww, I'm sorry to hear that."

Pulled a Joey 

When you get too high you can't function and end up peeing your pants
"bro last night I was so high I totally pulled a joey"
Pulled a Joey by puthydestroyer69milf September 29, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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