1) (sex): to wanka man so that he ejaculates (alternatives: jerk off, jack off)
2) (
soccer): to substitute a
player, i.e remove him from the
game.
Warning: Be very careful not to confuse the two. (See example.)
The new teenage arrival at Man United was discussing terms with his agent, and was impressed. Agent: Look
lad, you'll only earn about 30 grand the first year.
Kid: 30 grand? brilliant! At Rochdale, I only got a couple of quid a week! Agent: And they'll be starting you off with just a basic Mercedes.
Kid: Mercedes? Brilliant! At Rochdale, I had to get the bus! Agent: And you'll have to accept last pick of the groupies.
Kid: Groupies? Brilliant! At Rochdale, I had to sleep with my sister! Agent: Oh, and for the first few games, Sir Alex may want to pull you off at half time.
Kid: Pull me off? Fantastic! At Rochdale, we only got a slice of
orange and a cup of tea! ......