pull my finger 

An ancient trick where one gets someone to pull his finger so he can fart.

Hey boy, pull grandpa's finger!

pull my finger by LudwigVan December 20, 2003

pull my finger 

The oldest, and still the best, trick in the book. Often said to another gullible person, and when said person pulls finger, and joker usually flatulates. In other words, dont pull no ones finger or they're gonna rip ass.

Dad: Hey. Pull my finger.

Son: ... HOW ABOUT "NO"?

Dad: :(

pull my finger by Armthehobos August 3, 2007

pull my finger 

The words God spoketh to Ms. God right before the big bang.

Mr. G: Hey Ms. God, pull my finger
Ms. G: okay
*bang*

pull my finger by Bamboomy May 28, 2010

Pull my finger 

The oldest trick In the book where one pull one asks another individual to pull their finger then fart with the addition of a chance of shitting themself.

"Pull my finger" *Farts and shits his pants*

Pull my finger by UltimateDoge June 4, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019