pull my finger 

An ancient trick where one gets someone to pull his finger so he can fart.

Hey boy, pull grandpa's finger!

pull my finger by LudwigVan December 20, 2003

pull my finger 

The oldest, and still the best, trick in the book. Often said to another gullible person, and when said person pulls finger, and joker usually flatulates. In other words, dont pull no ones finger or they're gonna rip ass.

Dad: Hey. Pull my finger.

Son: ... HOW ABOUT "NO"?

Dad: :(

pull my finger by Armthehobos August 3, 2007

pull my finger 

The words God spoketh to Ms. God right before the big bang.

Mr. G: Hey Ms. God, pull my finger
Ms. G: okay
*bang*

pull my finger by Bamboomy May 28, 2010

Pull my finger 

The oldest trick In the book where one pull one asks another individual to pull their finger then fart with the addition of a chance of shitting themself.

"Pull my finger" *Farts and shits his pants*

Pull my finger by UltimateDoge June 4, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004