Hoodlum: Hey Jack, pull out the wallet or I'll blast yo' old ass!
Old Guy: Look son,
Bernie Madoff beat you to it...
Hoodlum: Damn...
Person #1: Did you hear about Jimmy pulling a Berine
last night?
Person #2: So...did he pull a bernie?
Person #3: He tried to jack an old dude, but
Bernie Madoff already jacked his ass!