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pull the goalie 

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Canadian term for masturbation.
After Doug lucked out at the bar, he thought, "Well, I guess I'll just go home and pull the goalie, eh?"
pull the goalie by breakwall January 14, 2005
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pull the goalie 

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To masterbate
Dan pulls the goalie repeatedly while watching porno
pull the goalie by Dan May 11, 2003
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Pull The Goalie 

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The act of taking a dump, the need to take a shit. Hockey referenced.
Damn Bro, I'm all backed up, almost can't hold my shit in! I gotta Pull The Goalie!
Pull The Goalie by carguy311 July 29, 2018
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Pull the goalie 

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When you blow your load on your partners face to form a jizz "goalie mask".
There was 1 minute left, I was about to cum in her ass but instead I HAD to pull the goalie!
Pull the goalie by sparks40 October 8, 2009
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pull the goalie 

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remove a woman's maxi pad or tampon before you stick yo' junk up in that cootchie
Trisha had her friend flo, but I stll pulled the goalie and taxed that twat. Then I showered.
pull the goalie by DD January 11, 2004
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pod person 

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A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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