Pugtug

Someone who thinks they getting bittches but really there just a wanker.

Guy one: that bitch was hitting on me!

Guy two: don't fantasize you pugtug....

by OWEEEEEN or O.G. July 21, 2012

Pugfugs

A foul creature who ascended from the depth of Hell to do the Devil's work. A revolting being possessing a razor sharp beak who is also an avid supporter of the Ku Klux Klan. This hideous leviathan has the same power of the mythical beast Medusa in that if you lay eyes upon it, your penis and eyes erupt with a noxious gray gas reeking of malt liquor and cigarette smoke. Overall, a hideous being!

Guy 1: Oh man, did you see Pugfugs the other night at the bar?
Guy 2: Yeah, my dick and eyeballs exploded and now i smell like shit.
Guy 3: Fuck Pugfugs

by Mc Boner February 21, 2009

Pugmug

A name you call someone who has a disfigured face much like that of a Pug.

Darrell: Dude, do you see that girl?
Cletus: Yeah, shes got a nice body, but shes got a pugmug..

by TicTocCoonClock July 23, 2009

Pugugly

Someone that has unfortuante facial characterisitcs. Usually the person in question will have the apperance of a small genitically deficient canine known as the Pug. They may appear to have been slammed into the wall repeaadly as a child or in extreme curcumstances may have been the product of an illict pug/human relationship banned under most civilised constitutions.

note: should not be said as two seperate, instead as in puh-gugly

Person 1: Whats up with that guy
Person 2: He looks kind of pugugly

by got_human? May 7, 2005

pugfugly

the ugliest of the ugly, pug added to fugly, which means fucking ugly, because pugs are ugly.

he was really pugfugly!

by bitchy October 11, 2003

purtugent

Someone who is very well versed with simple insults, and uses them in every verbal confrontation they get into.
Also, These people often recycle their insults according to somebody's physical characteristics, including race, height, weight, etc.

Ex.1
Friend: Hey man I heard you lost a football game.
You: Shut ITTTTTTTTT.

Ex.2
Friend: Hey man I heard you lost a football game.
You: Shutty CURRY (Indian)

I am so purtugent.

by ChriSTieKREW December 2, 2009

pugfugs

A satanic, foul smelling, unfortunate looking creature who has risen from the depths of hell.

It's features include: albino scales, black lungs, a stone cold heart, and a razorsharp beak.

"Jesus Christ, that pugfugs looks like two-can Sam on meth!!"

by Andrew Idiart February 20, 2009