A sneaky kind of fart that leaves your anus, sneakily creeps as a bubble along your sweaty crevice (forwards or backwards) and then finishes with a loud pop when it finally escapes.
I can't exercise after a big Tex-Mex meal; I'm sure to have a PuffClaph in Jazzercise..
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)