PuffClaph

A sneaky kind of fart that leaves your anus, sneakily creeps as a bubble along your sweaty crevice (forwards or backwards) and then finishes with a loud pop when it finally escapes.

I can't exercise after a big Tex-Mex meal; I'm sure to have a PuffClaph in Jazzercise..

by MISDazzler November 4, 2010

Puffcrash

When you smoke marijuana and you must take a nap.

The girl had just finished eating a bag of doritos and then puffcrashed onto the couch for an hour.

by jackiesuseyall August 24, 2009