Puerto Riccan 

Paul Gonzalez, a smart kid and who is good at spanish!, I love this sexy kid! He is my bitch!

Paul Gonzalez

Puerto Riccan by Kurt Menosky January 13, 2004

Puerto Rican motorboat 

(N) Variation of traditional motorboat (loose-lipped shaking of one's face between breasts while making motorboat sound), whereby one motorboats a woman's ass(preferably a Puerto Rican stripper's ass).

I woke up this morning and totally remembered Puerto Rican motorboating 2 strippers at Frenchy's last night.

Puerto Rican motorboat by Odiggz August 30, 2013

puerto rican pig roast 

n.

A "three-way" based sexual act involving two men and one woman.

The woman is filled both orally and anally with dark rum, basted in a mixture of apple juice, brown sugar, and vinegar, then "put on the spit" penetrated both orally and either vaginally or anally.

Guy#1: Wow, look at that chick take those dicks.
Guy#2: Yeah, nothing beats a good old fashioned Puerto Rican pig roast.

puerto rican pig roast by Autisticauggie April 25, 2014

puerto rican time

The timing system puerto ricans use for anything. Usually it's 30 mins to 3 hours after you need them to be there.

"Jose you're late for your appointment!" "im on puerto rican time mang"

puerto rican time by jo jo bob April 26, 2014

Puerto Rican Plan B 

Affordable contraceptive for when an miss pull out occurs, in which one inserts two Mentos into the females genetalia before applying 20fl oz of diet coke to flush out the vaginal system. (Mentos challenge)

Ace Ventura " yo Juan it got crazy with Maria last night, I had to use the Puerto Rican Plan B. Thank God for those Mentos in my pocket, I'm not trying to have any baby mama drama"

Puerto Rican Plan B by zombles222 April 14, 2021

dusty puerto rican 

Snorting coke off of a puerto rican prostitutes anus that is riddled with shit crumbs from previous anal sex encounters.

Man I still have a smell of asshole in my nose from performing that dusty puerto rican on handy Mandy last night.

dusty puerto rican by Spoonyt69 February 18, 2022

Puerto Rican Eviction Notice 

When the police show up at a Puerto Rican woman husband's workplace to inform him his wife filed a restraining order against him. The husband is informed by the police that he is to not have any contact with his wife or go near his home. He may only return to pick up his possessions with a police escort.

It does not matter the race or ethnic background of the husband only that his wife is Puerto Rican. This is usually a ploy to get the husband out of the house and force him to pay his soon to be ex-wife's living expenses while she shacks up with the brother of her husbands friends ex-wife. Then she files for divorce.

A friend of Julio's ex-wife brother's been banging Julio's wife so he got a Puerto Rican eviction notice.

Puerto Rican Eviction Notice by Taekwondoka February 15, 2021