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Pube Sandwich 

A sandwich that is entirely comprised of pubes inside the bread. Occasionally a special sauce is added.

Origin- The Pube Sandwich is Cleveland's greatest gift to the world since the Cleveland Steamer. Sometimes referred to as the curly burger, the Pube Sandwich is often times fed to unsuspecting victims or merely laid out for viewing.
"Holy Shit! Ronak just ate that entire pube sandwich."

-- "Dude, did you add the special sauce?"

"You're fuckin'right I did!"
Pube Sandwich by Scott Bilas January 18, 2006
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Pube Sandwich 

Shaving your pubes with anything more than a #1 razor.
Yo Josh! Shaving with a #2 gonna give your wifey an Italian pube sandwich!
Pube Sandwich by Jose Andrade October 1, 2008

Pube Sandwich

When youre done shaving and it accidentally falls on your lunch
Person 1: Hey dude! What are you eating for lunch?
Person 2: I just finished shaving, so im eating a pube sandwich for lunch!

Pube Sandwich with XXXtra Mayo 

When two people are side by side (guys or girls) and an abundance of jizz is strewn throughout both pubic regions. A 3rd person then proceeds to eat the jizz out of both pubic patches.
Person 1: What are you having for dinner?
Person 2: I'm having the protein rich Pube Sandwich with XXXtra Mayo!

Bloody Pube Sandwich

When you lowkey shaving and it lowkey falls off with pubes and blood everywhere