The tools and gadgets designed to enhance, measure, or simulate psychic abilities, ranging from ancient divination tools to modern brain-computer interfaces that are definitely not mind-reading devices (wink). This includes Zener cards for testing ESP (you guess the symbol, I record the data, we both pretend this proves something), EEG headsets that claim to let you control objects with your mind (they work, barely, if you concentrate really hard and the stars align), and the classic crystal ball, which is just a decorative sphere but looks impressive when you stare into it mysteriously.
Psychic Technologies Example: "He bought a psychic technology headband that promised to boost his telepathic abilities. After a month of wear, he hadn't read any minds, but he had developed a persistent headache, which he interpreted as the universe trying to communicate through discomfort. The manual called this 'psychic sensitivity.'"
by Nammugal February 14, 2026
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