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Psuedocycle 

Slang for referring to a trans woman’s hormonal cycle, it’s similar to PMSing, but not quite, because the emotional instability and hormone flux is triggered by injections rather than ovaries. Often resulting in a basic flux in weekly hormone levels between injections, as well as small metabolic differences that cause “off days.” In other words, micro-variations in HRT that cause PMS adjacent symptoms in trans women too.
Grandma: Honey, can you be a dear and wash the dishes!

Me: Hell no!

Grandma: what’s wrong with her

BF: her psuedocycle is driving her up the wall right now
Psuedocycle by Asriel___LOVER June 13, 2025
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pedocycler 

A pedophile who rides around on a bicycle near elementary and high schools and stares at young children.
Here comes a pedocycler, hide the children!!!

Fuck look at that dirty pedocycler biking around looking for kids.
pedocycler by Max Flow April 18, 2008
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