Protus

Protus is a charming young man who is always enthusiastic,friendly, a settled person whose loyalty is undoubtable and unshakable. He is good at linguistics and perfect in aurating, always fluent in nature and right to the point. Genius by DNA and upright in character. He is also transparent in his endeavors and if you were to have an option he is to be the one. He is loving and a caring man who pampers and ensures someone's happiness.

Protus is a disciplined young man.

Protus by Pro.tus November 29, 2021

Peaceful Protest 

News speak for rioting.

Seven houses were burned down and six people were killed during the peaceful protests this weekend.

Peaceful Protest by Tommy Tugger July 27, 2020

Peaceful protest 

Involves looting burning rioting destroying property and killing people

Man those peaceful protests in portland are destroying the city

Peaceful protest by Souleaterblaze August 15, 2020

Peaceful Protest 

noun pees-fuhl proh-test; verb pees-fuhl proh-test
Words used to describe looting and widespread violent rioting in reaction to politically motivated situations.

"Kevin went to a Peaceful Protest and came back with a new Rolex and an 85" TV! He was shot with rubber bullets, but it was worth it!"

Peaceful Protest by AngryNiceGuy November 4, 2020

The protester formerly known as Sir James and now just as James 

The idea that you must fight corruption (and probably) toasters in any capacity you have, particularly when they occur in government. The calling card of those opposing the toaster revolution, a cause that some say isn't really about kitchen appliances but about hostile governments, evil walrii and vikings under Norway battling for world domination.
The evil walrii, said to already have subversively conquered most of North america, and if they wanted to, Mexico, are secretly infamous for installing fake robot governments and hiding the truth about Canada.
Violent uprisings widely and inaccurately publicized as "elections" or "world summits" demonstrate the public's growing concern at the threat the walrii pose to both humanity and the eyes (they are hideous).
It has been claimed that the protester formerly known as Sir James and now just as James, is a real man, and the leader of the opposition to the toaster revolution, there is much debate on the issue and "what it all means".
Of those that believe he exists some say he is a gentleman and a scholar, others denounce him as merely being drunk.
No one knows where he was born, his age, or his favorite color. Even under torture this information would not be revealed by he or his "associates", or randomly selected members of the public. The mystery remains.
Man, idea or nonsense the name is central in the "toaster revolution" as a symbol against corruption, deceit and all things evil in government and kitchenware stores.

"The protester formerly known as Sir James and now just as James"
"ZZZZZ"
"Not again!"

"These toaster lover sure are lazy!"

"It's just too long!"

"What is?"

"The name. I mean the protester formerly known as SI- Dammit Frank!"

"ZZZ-What?!"

"Never mind let's just take over this joint."

"Right"

"OK. In the name of the for-"

"ZZZZZ"

"God dammit!"

The protester formerly known as Sir James and now just as James by Not afraid of the truth September 9, 2011

Evil Walrii Protests 2010 

The Evil Walrii Protests taking place in a large city in what is known of as "Canada", were sparked by a widely (and inaccurately) publicized meeting of "world leaders" when it became known that these "leaders" are actually robots set up to do the bidding of the Evil Walrii.

Protesters are angered and frightened at the growing reign of the Evil Walrii which reside under what is known of as "Canada". Rumor has it the Evil Walrii intend to rise up and take over the world in earnest, showing the world their real (and hideous) faces. This would break the truce agreement the Evil Walrii made with the Vikings under Norway after their last war in 1675. They both had agreed to cease their fighting and retreated underground, though both groups have long been plotting a way to rise back up and defeat each other.

Some say it is the Former Sir. James that is behind the Evil Walrii Protests, and that he both revealed that the leaders were really robots, and organized the protests. Sightings of Gosling Army soldiers among the protesters seem to support this.

If the Evil Walrii do rise up and come to a war with the Vikings under Norway the human race will be annihilated or enslaved, depending on who wins, and either way the human reign would come to an end (though some argue it pretty much already has).

The Evil Walrii Protests 2010 are surprisingly tame considering how violent and riotous daily life is in "Canada".

Evil Walrii Protests 2010 by Not afraid to speak the truth June 29, 2010

mammalian protuberances

A great descriptive phrase for boobies/norks/tits.

Use if you want to sound intelligent and/or a tosser.

Immortalised by Frank Zappa in his Joe's Garage album.

"..our big prize tonight is fifty American Dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances... ...as viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male person's conservative kind of middle-of-the-road COTTON UNDERGARMENT! Whoopee! And here comes THE WATER!

mammalian protuberances by Dave the Sheep July 14, 2010