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Prone Masturbation 

atypical masturbatory style in the face-down position that is commonly blamed for Erectile Dysfunction and male orgasmic disorder (delayed ejaculation).
A: Dude, the other day I was on the ground doing push-ups when I got a boner...but when it rubbed the ground it felt good.

B: Man, that's prone masturbation, it's bad for your dick.
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