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Projectile Dysfunction 

When a man cant find the means to ejaculate during sex
I'm Vety and I suck balls (and have projectile dysfunction)

Projectile dysfunction 

Projectile dysfunction is a condition in where a tank or any gun or projectile launcher’s barrel is oddly flaccid.
Person 1:My tank has projectile dysfunction
person 2: what the fu-
Projectile dysfunction by anonymous December 12, 2023

Projectile dysfunction

It’s what happens when a projectile (home made or professional) fails during flight
Well Sarah , I missed the target completely, what’s wrong with me? Oh Tom , it’s ok , that’s projectile dysfunction, or P.D. For short, just don’t make it a habit Tom lol,…. Jk ……..sorta
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026