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1. n. A satirical game where the only player input is race and class selection, and starting stat rolls. The game consists of a windowed collection of all the finest aspects of a role-playing game, and progress bars to represent various aspects of your character, with no purpose other than to give the player the comfort of "watching their numbers go up" without so much as lifting a finger.

2. v. To reach a point in an RPG where achieving any goal is simply a matter of following an algorithmic process.
1. See www.progressquest.com

2. "If I cast these mad buffs, this broken DOT spell, and hit this guy six times with my sword, he dies. Then I repair my EQ, rest, and he respawns. I get all these fatty lootz, and my numbers just keep going up!"
"Way to go, man. Sounds sort of like Progress Quest."
progress quest by dangerCake March 28, 2005
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Progress Quest • proggress quest • Progress • Progress Reports • Progress Barf • progress is exponential • Progress King • Progress Spectrum Theory • progress to crab • Progress village

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the only mmorpg where botting is legal.

and required.
progress quest is like everquest, except the grind is more fun.
progress quest by efoijdifdssaa June 22, 2006
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An addictive zero player game. Very similar to cocaine.
Shit, Ant is still doing Progress Quest.
Progress Quest by Ant_007 April 5, 2010
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A game where no human interaction is required, except for choosing your race, class (doesn't really matter what you choose) and starting stats. Oddly addicting.
Person 1: She's playing... Progress Quest...? But she's at the bathroom!
Person 2: That's right.
Person 1: She's at the bathroom!
Person 2: I know that. Requires no interaction whatsoever, but I prefer you do some shit while playing.
Person 1: Oh...
Progress Quest by MisaTange July 14, 2010
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proggress quest 

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The incorrect way to spell Progress Quest.
Guy 1: proggress quest is so gay

Guy 2:STFU you illiterate bastard!
proggress quest by Sean Zuberman July 21, 2008

ABG 

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An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
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