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Privatology

The study of private initiative, private enterprise, and the ideology of privatization using Sovietological methods. Privatology examines how “private” is constructed as superior to “public” regardless of outcomes, how private power is made invisible while public power is scrutinized, and how the rhetoric of entrepreneurship masks rent‑seeking and monopoly. It studies the role of private foundations, consultancies, and lobbying firms as the hidden infrastructure of policy‑making. Privatology reveals that the “private sector” is as opaque, hierarchical, and self‑serving as any state bureaucracy.
Example: “Her privatology of charter schools showed that ‘parental choice’ rhetoric disguised a system of cherry‑picking students, union‑busting, and public subsidy for private profit—privatization as ideology, not evidence.”
Privatology by Abzugal April 2, 2026
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piratology 

The scientific study of Pirates. What else would it be?
a: what will your major be in college?
b: i'm going to major in piratology then minor in english.
a: sweet.
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Priapology 

A religion based on the worship of the well-endowed man's large meaty penis.

Synonymous to Priapus, god of fertility.
Priapology involves the worshipper's commitment to the large phallus for its masculine energy as a sacred vow to restore balance to the world
Priapology by PriapusOfTheSun January 6, 2021

Pravitology 

1. The professional study of mutants or mutations.
My friend Ava studies Pravitology.
Pravitology by emo_grinch_ July 17, 2024

Pravitology 

The professional study of mutants or mutations.
My friend Ava studies Pravitology.
Pravitology by emo_grinch_ July 17, 2024

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026