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Privatology

The study of private initiative, private enterprise, and the ideology of privatization using Sovietological methods. Privatology examines how “private” is constructed as superior to “public” regardless of outcomes, how private power is made invisible while public power is scrutinized, and how the rhetoric of entrepreneurship masks rent‑seeking and monopoly. It studies the role of private foundations, consultancies, and lobbying firms as the hidden infrastructure of policy‑making. Privatology reveals that the “private sector” is as opaque, hierarchical, and self‑serving as any state bureaucracy.
Example: “Her privatology of charter schools showed that ‘parental choice’ rhetoric disguised a system of cherry‑picking students, unionbusting, and public subsidy for private profit—privatization as ideology, not evidence.”
Privatology by Abzugal April 2, 2026
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piratology 

The scientific study of Pirates. What else would it be?
a: what will your major be in college?
b: i'm going to major in piratology then minor in english.
a: sweet.
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Priapology 

A religion based on the worship of the well-endowed man's large meaty penis.

Synonymous to Priapus, god of fertility.
Priapology involves the worshipper's commitment to the large phallus for its masculine energy as a sacred vow to restore balance to the world
Priapology by PriapusOfTheSun January 6, 2021

Pravitology 

1. The professional study of mutants or mutations.
My friend Ava studies Pravitology.
Pravitology by emo_grinch_ July 17, 2024

Pravitology 

The professional study of mutants or mutations.
My friend Ava studies Pravitology.
Pravitology by emo_grinch_ July 17, 2024
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026