Prickable Dick

The ultimate asshole. Scholars estimate that the word was founded by Sir Isaac Newton shortly after he discovered gravity. It is made from 2 basic words, prickable, and dick. In the 1700’s these words were branded on people’s faces when they did something that would make them to be the ultimate dick. Today it is used to describe someone who is constantly a fat asshole.

"What the f**k! Who keeps leaving the peanut butter open downstairs?"
"Oh that is that prickable dick brian....... what a fat asshole."

Prickable Dick by Big rig nig February 18, 2009

Prickle Dick 

A person, who likes to blame others for their bitching out. They typically bitch out of online games, later at night. They will make every excuse to not stay up with you while they try to place the blame on you, using some extensive method such as posting a new online definition of a word they themselves already define.

Friend:

"Kevin is, and will always be the true definition of a prickle dick."

Me:

"So true, just like he will always be the first recipient of a STINK FISHER."

Together:

"Hahaha, that's right. Man his life sucks."

Prickle Dick by Brian Alexander 123 December 16, 2012

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008