Previously loved 

A rather corny and exaggerated term for a mere used commodity. Such a description seemingly suggests that the end-user has had intense emotional connections with the item, as if it were a stuffed animal, a game console, (or an adult toy....)

Marketplace listing: Panasonic microwave, condition is previously loved.
Me: What did that guy do, make love to his microwave???

Previously loved by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 15, 2023