pretzel sex 

the act of a man sticking his penis into one of the three holes of a breaded pretzel repeatedly as a form of masturbation.

"i had some rly salty pretzel sex last night man"

pretzel sex by zoepeen July 18, 2013

Pretzel Sex 

a pretzel rod slid in and out of a regular preztel

friend one: yO EVER HEARD OF PRETZEL SEX-?? :D

friend two: lmao wtf is that some bed position

friend one: TRY IT OUT D U D E

((Lmao this is a joke--))

Pretzel Sex by LilyIsSoSmart September 15, 2018

sex pretzel

When you're wrestling around with your "straight" friends, and your twist your friend up into different sexual positions and make jokes because he doesn't posses enough physical strength to undo what you've done

Man, Kevin and Brent were wrestling around in the gowning room earlier and Kevin put Brent in the Sex Pretzel

sex pretzel by Someone In The Tuck June 21, 2006