pretzel sex
the act of a man sticking his penis into one of the three holes of a breaded pretzel repeatedly as a form of masturbation.
pretzel sex by zoepeen July 18, 2013
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Pretzel Sex
friend one: yO EVER HEARD OF PRETZEL SEX-?? :D
friend two: lmao wtf is that some bed position
friend one: TRY IT OUT D U D E
((Lmao this is a joke--))
friend two: lmao wtf is that some bed position
friend one: TRY IT OUT D U D E
((Lmao this is a joke--))
Pretzel Sex by LilyIsSoSmart September 15, 2018
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sex pretzel
When you're wrestling around with your "straight" friends, and your twist your friend up into different sexual positions and make jokes because he doesn't posses enough physical strength to undo what you've done
Man, Kevin and Brent were wrestling around in the gowning room earlier and Kevin put Brent in the Sex Pretzel
sex pretzel by Someone In The Tuck June 21, 2006
Shackteâu
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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