Pretty Pony 

A word/nickname for a boy/man who has a fat ass and thick legs. This is a term of endearment that should only be used for boys with muscle booties and thighs that could strangle an Ox. K

Pony is a term sexual in nature and alludes to mounting and riding. A guy who can be described as a Pretty Pony is someone you want to mount/ride on a regular basis. Y

Only a certain level of ass can assume this title M:
If you can not crack open a walnut with your cheeks... it does not apply to you. If you can not command the full attention of at least two suitors at once based solely on the girth of your rump... then it does not apply to you. If your ass does not have its own gravitional pull, attracting nearby asslovers then it does not apply to you.

If your ass is so fat and muscley that no underwear or pants can hide your butt crack then this term can apply to you. If you have to resort to hiding your ass behind things such as laptop bags, etc then this term applies to you. If your pony is so fat it takes two people to wrangle it... then it applies to you. If your ass is so fat that sometimes people randomly use it as a pillow or table... then it applies to you.

Hi my pretty pony

Pretty Pony by Yazzz Queen June 15, 2016

my pretty pony 

A phrase to describe an adult who remains trapped in a childish worldview and is therefore unwilling to deal with reality, instead reverting to the benign idealism of her early days playing "My Little Pony" and brushing her doll's hair.

She wanted it written into the divorce agreement that their five-year-old has to spend every birthday until he's eighteen with her, since they happen to have the same birthday...she's so...my pretty pony.

She was far too "my pretty pony" to deal with the IRS's lien notice. "How can I possibly pay my $2000 tax debt," she reasoned as she burned the letter, "when there are Gucci handbags to buy?"

my pretty pony by urbanangel225 July 12, 2011

pretty prancing pony 

A coworker who puts on a show for the boss, but does no real work. The bosses' pet,who gets away with murser. As apposed to a pack mule who doesn't look like much, but does most of the real work.

She's a pretty prancing pony and the bosses' pet. The trouble with this place is there are too many ponies and not enough mules.

pretty prancing pony by knowman March 17, 2008

Pretty Little Pony Protection 

A fake computer program that is supposed to get rid of viruses on your laptop, but it actually a virus. Created by Jared of Friday Night Cranks

"Pretty Little Pony Protection! It's so fun to say!" says gay Brenden.

Pretty Little Pony Protection by Desirebros June 14, 2010