Premature ejerkulation

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the term for when you come much faster than you had anticipated while masturbating.

Man: Damn, I came right after i turned on the porno... I have a problem with premature ejerkulation

Premature ejerkulation by BGSG March 4, 2009

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Premature ejerkulation

A thing in which a person may become a douchebag before his/her time.

Man that guy has an obvious case of premature ejerkulation.

Premature ejerkulation by Espalado Motonegrodamis March 8, 2012

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Premature ejokulation

The act of laughing at your own joke prior to delivering the punch line.

david letterman committed premature ejokulation last night.

dude thinks his jokes are so funny he prematurely ejokulates.

Premature ejokulation by spencedog April 11, 2009

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Living out your unaccomplished goals of being a sports superstar by forcing your children to play sports they are either too young to play or suck at playing.

I love Jim and Jenny to death, but little Timmy has no business being out on that field. This is a classic case of premature ejockulation.

premature ejockulation by Dr. Tanglewood March 19, 2015

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Premature Ejokulation

Attempting to make a joke before all the key parts that are necessary to make the joke funny are there; often with the hope that the missing parts will form by the time they are required.

Person 1: That was uncool.
Person 2: What's uncool is your... ... um... damn, premature ejokulation.

Premature Ejokulation by dh718 March 26, 2010

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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