(verb) The accidental erruption of premature birthday greetings, posted via electronic means; at least one week in advance.
After publicly posting several genuinely heart-felt electronic birthday greetings on the considerably incorrect day, appropriate follow up commentary:
"Ehh... well, evidently the world now knows I suffer from premature eBirthdayjaculation..."
"Ehh... well, evidently the world now knows I suffer from premature eBirthdayjaculation..."
by sphinxx July 24, 2013
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