Pre-cog

The act o pooping in a bath just seconds before the partner gets in it.

Hanna gave me a huge pre-cog last night that I had to hit the shower to get rid of every part of her poop that was stuck on my skin.

by Booty_hunter February 3, 2020

Precognition

The ability to see events that are about to happen. The ability to see the future.

In "Minority Report" the humans who saw the future were called "Precogs"

by Flash Fan August 28, 2005

precognition

The ability so sense something that is about to happen in the future. In Star Wars, that happens very often, strangely enough. In real life, precognitions are very rare.

I have the ability of precognition. I can sense the future!

by charlestan April 19, 2006

precog

one who predicts the future; term derived from the movie "Minority Report"; can be used as an adjective and/or noun

Man, I'm precog! I knew you were really just an alien from the planet Jimeroo that liked to act like a bruno for the sake of fitting in. You're good. But I'm better. I'm precog.

by El_Scorcho September 23, 2004

Anal Precognition

The state being were in one's head is lodged so far up one's own anal cavity that one becomes able to see the future.

I've never a manger with such incredibly homes powers of anal precognition. He must have really had to work hard to get his head that far up his own ass!

by Grand Master OverSpank April 8, 2017

Precogcholia

The absolute certainty that the future contains nothing but sadness.

Looking at my appointments for the following week I was overcome by precogcholia, clearly the antidepressants needed an upgrade.

by Sassenach Exile June 29, 2022

precognize

The act of recognizing an actor in an early work of theirs (tv show, movie, etc) only AFTER you have seen them in something larger or more recent .

Oh my gosh! Is that famous actor Joe Lo Truglio acting in a small role with Jeff's law firm in Community? I've seen this episode before and didn't know him, but now I PRECOGNIZE him from Brooklyn 99!

by diddydubs March 13, 2024