Pre Nut Psychosis

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A temporary state of altered judgment or behavior that occurs before ejaculation due to sexual arousal, often leading to impulsive or irrational sexual thoughts or actions.

I had to cheat because I was suffering from pre nut psychosis

Pre Nut Psychosis by TheGiftedMind September 13, 2026

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Pre-Nut Psychosis

A serious condition & mental state making an individual prone to extreme civil disturbance only curable by emptying one’s balls.

Commonly leads to Meat Milker’s Syndrome which is a fascination with extracting one’s sexual fluids through a pressurized genital pump.

May also lead to tank janking which involves a remote controlled car and the male sexual part.

Dude did you see the documentary on Dr. Kevorkian?

“Yeah bro, he must have had some raging pre-nut psychosis”

Bro?

Pre-Nut Psychosis by GoWokGoBrok September 7, 2026

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Pre-Nut Psychosis

Pre-Nut Psychosis (2026)
noun

pre-nut psy-cho-sis | pre-nut sī-ˈkō-səs

Def. when a man's testosterone overtakes his reasoning, causing a brief blackout unknown to the man when it occurs, sufers from Pre-Nut Psychosis.

Your honor, I suffered from Pre-Nut Psychosis when all that happened. I blacked out and did not know what happened till afterwards and I was horrified and scared from all that pent up testosterone. The Hormone's Got me Your Honor!

Pre-Nut Psychosis by MonRaEL OF HIGH! September 11, 2026

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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