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praying for impotence 

A 'go-to plan' for the gold-diggin' woman.
Damn, I can't believe that she married someone 25 years older...
He's extremely wealthy.
Oh, I see. I'll bet she's praying for impotence...
praying for impotence by YAWA July 31, 2020

Praying Flamingo 

the act of "tea-bagging" while on one foot and simultaneously praying the Hail Mary.
Her mom is very religious. Therefore, only the praying flamingo was appropriate.

Praying to the Porcelain Goddess 

v. vomiting, throwing up (porcelain refers to the toilet)
I ended a night my debauchery by praying to the porcelain goddess.

research papering 

the act of researching and writing a fucking long paper for a high school or college course, mostly written for english classes on a book, story, or idea in literature. Sources have to be cited correctly or you get cited for plagiarism and get raped up the ass for stealing other's ideas.
Fuck, my paper is due Monday, I am going to spend all weekend research papering.

Don't call me this weekend, I am research papering.
research papering by (B)^2 March 28, 2009

praying at the porcelin alter 

Similar to Driving the big white bus, only this time you are on your knees in front of the toilet puking up your lunch, everything you had to drink in the past 8 hours and part of your small intestine. You are also swearing to God or Jesus or the Devil or whoever that you will NEVER EVER NEVER get so fucking wasted again for the rest of your life, but probably will at the next party you are invited to next weekend.
Services beging following Happy hour.

praying to the porcelain gods

when you are kneeling over a toilet and puking
after she got sauced, she sucked off every guy at the party and then was praying to the porcelain gods