Prahnov

A mole on your penis that doesn't stop icching until u get your penis chopped off. Which is what most people with a prahnov do.

Bill: I saw Joe peeing yesterday and he had a friggin prahnov!
John: No way!
Bill: Way!

by lfdsvdsgv May 3, 2008

prahnav

A prahnav is a hairy and fat thing. It has warts growing on warts with many hairs sticking out of it. This is an ugly thing, keep distance from one.

Joe: Dude, did you hear about the thing with hairs everywhere? It is ugly and very hairy.
Billy-Bob: Yeh, keep away from it, it is such a prahnav

by joejilly January 25, 2008

Pranov

Small dick motherfucker you cannot accept it. This is the type of guy who would bang a gorilla because of his loneliness.
This nigga can't stand the fact that he radiates small dick energy, and that everyone around him has dicks the size of burj khalifa. This is the nigga who would sit their 500 pund ass on any chair, and then break it.

Nigga 1: Yo remember what happened to jeremy?
Nigga 2: yeah he fell off his chair because it broke when he sat on it, and his tiny 0.01 nm dick broke
Nigga 1: damn, he turned into a real pranov

by cuteanimechicknigga69 May 8, 2023

Pranovalize

To make someone feel like a pranov. Aka, to make them feel like they have a small dick and make them feel like they are a fucking fatass who talks too much and takes a century to get up from his chair, and another 500 billion lightyears to take one step. If you are pranovalized it makes you feel like your a small guy with a small dick surrounded by big black oily men with big black oily dingles dongles.

Guy 1: Vats up man, many of my friends have been telling me I have a small dick and make me feel like a fatass..
Guy 2: Oh so they pranovalize you.. your problem dumbass!
Guy 3: Yo guy 2 lets never talk to this fucking pranovalized pranov guy 1 again.

by cuteanimechicknigga69 May 8, 2023