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Power MILF 

A *MILF who is very successful. The kind you'd see in a Mercedes Benz and the sort that wear high heels with ladies suits. Their suits are often very suggestive and leave little to the imagination.

All the boys and some of the girls want these women very very badly.
Spice went down the the school just before finishing time to pick up her son who was a prep.

As Spice got out of her SL500 all the boys near by instantly wanted to be with her.

Spice made all the other mothers very jealous.

She was such a Power MILF that if ever her son's prep friends came over for a play date their older brothers, who were often in high school would come to pick them up.

One one occasion she proved to be so much of a Power MILF that she cock-knocked & cunt-punched the husband/wife owners of the local restaurant. She did this because she felt her salad did not have enough carrot and because one of her chips was burnt.
Power MILF by Hodgeington February 4, 2010
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Highly attractive mother figure in a position of power / responsibility
Sarah Palin is an excellent example of a powermilf
Powermilf by ronenige November 16, 2009
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
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church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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