Power Boner
Power Boner by Justin Kimsin November 13, 2016
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Power Boner
Nick Clegg of the Liberal Democrat Party in the UK joining in a coalition government with his moral enemy because he was blinded by his massive power boner.
Power Boner by domsydavey May 12, 2010
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power boner
when someone, specifically a 10 or 11 year old boy get a screaming hard boner from any normal activity that makes him excited
power boner by big420 December 25, 2009
Power Boner
"I just gave my girlfriend an ultimatum"
"why do you have a boner?"
"dude, its a power boner because of the power i hold over someone"
"why do you have a boner?"
"dude, its a power boner because of the power i hold over someone"
Power Boner by Ian Porto June 4, 2022
Poner Boner
A poner boner is a common name for an asexual man who is not turned on by woman, but rather by ponies. Not necessarily cartoon or real, but overall. These people are often found sitting with legs out wide and two hands covering th inside of the groin
Person 1- "how was your day at school?"
Person 2- "Well during lunch someone turned changed the channel on the Tv to my little pony and I got a huge poner boner!"
Person 2- "Well during lunch someone turned changed the channel on the Tv to my little pony and I got a huge poner boner!"
Poner Boner by Kenya.Swallow March 9, 2015
Loner Poner Boner
Invented on the long, winding street of Lone Pine, the "Loner Poner Boner" was created to add a little spice to the commonly performed "Road Head." This variation starts like any other oral encounter on the streets, as the girl strangely bends her body over the center console of your vehicle, only to unbuckle your belt, unzip your pants, and snag the prize out like shes bobbing for apples. Let her do her thing for about 43 seconds. Then, as she pulls her head back and is about to go back down for the second course, tell her to hold her mouth right where it is. All of a sudden begin to tap your brake as you cruise down the street. These sudden jolts will cause the female into the downward-upward motion commonly associated with a blow-job. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.
John: "lemme tell you, I just got the best road head everr"
Robert: "Oh yeah? I just got an unbelievable loner poner boner. That broad was bouncing up and down like she had hydrolics in her g-string"
Robert: "Oh yeah? I just got an unbelievable loner poner boner. That broad was bouncing up and down like she had hydrolics in her g-string"
Loner Poner Boner by Elliot Smooth E June 15, 2008
Loner Poner Boner
Invented on the long, winding street of Lone Pine, the "Loner Poner Boner" was created to add a little spice to the commonly performed "Road Head." This variation starts like any other oral encounter on the streets, as the girl strangely bends her body over the center console of your vehicle, only to unbuckle your belt, unzip your pants, and snag the prize out like shes bobbing for apples. Let her do her thing for about 43 seconds. Then, as she pulls her head back and is about to go back down for the second course, tell her to hold her mouth right where it is. All of a sudden begin to tap your brake as you cruise down the street. These sudden jolts will cause the female into the downward-upward motion commonly associated with a blow-job. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.
John: "lemme tell you, I just got the best road head everr"
Robert: "Oh yeah? I just got an unbelievable loner poner boner. That broad was bouncing up and down like she had hydrolics in her g-string"
Robert: "Oh yeah? I just got an unbelievable loner poner boner. That broad was bouncing up and down like she had hydrolics in her g-string"
Loner Poner Boner by Elliot Smooth E June 16, 2008
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