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Energy drink for people that need gratuitous amounts of energy!
SPORTS you'll be good at them!!
RARRRRRRR!!
With all new flavors like SHOCKLATE!! Chocolate energy!! Its like adding chocolate to an ELECTRICAL STORM!!
If you like Strawberry...How about RAWBERRY!!!
Made with lightning!! REAL LIGHTNING!!!!!!
You'll have energy running all the time!!
Power lifting, power sleeping, power dating, power spawning babies!!! You will have soo many babies! 400 babies!!!! Then you feed Shocklate to your babies and they'll become good at SPORTS!!
And they'll run ABNORMALLY FAST!
They'll compete against Kenyans, they'll run as fast as Kenyans, they'll run past people that think they're Kenyans, then there'll be a tie and they'll be deported back to KENYA!!!
You'll be moving soo fast mother nature will be like SlOw DoWn! And you'll be like FUCK YOU and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!!!
Be smart don't gamble on your energy.
SNAKE EYES!!!
SPORTS you'll be good at them!!
RARRRRRRR!!
With all new flavors like SHOCKLATE!! Chocolate energy!! Its like adding chocolate to an ELECTRICAL STORM!!
If you like Strawberry...How about RAWBERRY!!!
Made with lightning!! REAL LIGHTNING!!!!!!
You'll have energy running all the time!!
Power lifting, power sleeping, power dating, power spawning babies!!! You will have soo many babies! 400 babies!!!! Then you feed Shocklate to your babies and they'll become good at SPORTS!!
And they'll run ABNORMALLY FAST!
They'll compete against Kenyans, they'll run as fast as Kenyans, they'll run past people that think they're Kenyans, then there'll be a tie and they'll be deported back to KENYA!!!
You'll be moving soo fast mother nature will be like SlOw DoWn! And you'll be like FUCK YOU and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!!!
Be smart don't gamble on your energy.
SNAKE EYES!!!
powerthirst by Andrew Da SIlva July 29, 2007
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powertoke
Term used for excessive inhalation of any form of smoke.
Normally exhibited whilst inhaling cannabis, tobacco or methamphetamine smoke.
Normally exhibited whilst inhaling cannabis, tobacco or methamphetamine smoke.
Jess optioned for a powertoke approach on the glass to avoid a second burn.
Liam attempted a powertoke of cabbage on the bucket bong but coughed as if it was a lunger buster
Shaun powertoked back to back lunger busters
Liam attempted a powertoke of cabbage on the bucket bong but coughed as if it was a lunger buster
Shaun powertoked back to back lunger busters
Potarto
Potarto by Microdaddy September 6, 2017
Pickering Powerthrust
During anal sex, when the man moves to the other side of the room, takes a 15 metre running start, and thrusts into his partners ass.
"Woah, my ass hurts today."
"Why's that?"
"Last night my boyfriend tried out the Pickering Powerthrust"
"Why's that?"
"Last night my boyfriend tried out the Pickering Powerthrust"
Pickering Powerthrust by pohoes December 9, 2008
powertruff
To powertruff is to engage or take part in profuse truffin'. Scholars argue that the average north-american powertruffer will truff for at least 1 hour. Anything less than this suggested time period would then be mere truffin', rather than powertruffin'. There's no shame in being just an average truffer, it takes dedication, time and practice to become skilled in this fine art.
Drunk friend 1: Yo fool, how long we been truffin' for?
Drunk friend 2: For sure at least 6 hours man, for sure.
Drunk friend 1: Dang. 6 hours? That's miles beyond the tentative time average suggested by faceless pseudo-experts on the internet! Yo, we powertruffin' dawg!
Drunk friend 2: Yeah? Yeah! Yeah, we fuckin are.
Drunk friend 2: For sure at least 6 hours man, for sure.
Drunk friend 1: Dang. 6 hours? That's miles beyond the tentative time average suggested by faceless pseudo-experts on the internet! Yo, we powertruffin' dawg!
Drunk friend 2: Yeah? Yeah! Yeah, we fuckin are.
powertruff by Dirty Dam April 12, 2007
Brighton Powertap
When you are about to have sex with your girlfriend, and upon the first thrust you break the bed...and your girlfriend.
"When we were in Florida, my friend gave his girl the Brighton powertap and broke their bed, and we didn't get our security deposit back."
Brighton Powertap by UMRugby December 2, 2009